The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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