he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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