..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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