There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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