from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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