I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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