Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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