and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
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