Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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