I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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