I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
