I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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