I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
ttyl tear gas
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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