Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Can I color on your dick again?
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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