I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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