Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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