Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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