I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
