This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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