who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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