At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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