i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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