is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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