the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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