don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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