He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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