So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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