We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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