The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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