Buhtt sex?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Even my vagina gasped.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Randomize
