i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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