Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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