Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
Randomize
