I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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