Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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