if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
they need to just BURY HIM!
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
My bed smells like the plague
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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