Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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