How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
zippers are such a cool invention
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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