Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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