Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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