This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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