wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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