she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
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