Whod you bang
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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