We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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