she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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