Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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