Quick, to the slutcave!
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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