he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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