Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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