I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
Randomize
